Forget the creature from the black lagoon—animals we thought we knew are on the warpath, with shameless marauders launching new attacks every month. Recoil from “tuxedos of death” as rogue penguins terrorize the beach! Forget those cuddly marsupials from Down Under; these monsters are “koalified to kill” and the only thing they want to cuddle is your corpse! As for the titular terror of the killer flamingos, beware: they’re fearless, they’re ferocious, and (gasp) they’re fuchsia! Let the fur fly and the pulp-fiction fun begin. Quips and kitsch guaranteed.
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